Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
ㅤ* A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder.
"That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?"
"Tiny", replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the landlord.
"Because he's my newt", says the man.
ㅤ* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!