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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

Hey, just wanted to let you know that the llama I hired to help with Grandma is starting to suspect that my pet brother is actually a secret agent for the Jalisco New Generation Cartel . I’ve been trying to diffuse the situation by offering them both carrot sticks, but now my brother is demanding a wardrobe change and the llama’s refusing to negotiate unless it gets a feature in my next book of fictional conspiracy theories. Any advice on how to handle this impending interspecies diplomatic crisis?

Found his base, was promptly lobotomized in a hail of bullets
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7 years on steam lol still in middle school LUL