Met this guy on CSGO — name was NiRVanaa-. Dude was weird asf.

Mid-match he suddenly starts blasting my breedable femboy roleplay over his mic. Like, we’re trying to defuse the bomb and he’s over there purring and calling himself “Princess Nirvana of the Sparkle Kingdom.”

Then he asks me — completely dead serious — if I’d be his “rugged orc daddy to keep the tax goblins away.” Bro, what??

Next round, every time he got a kill he let out this long, breathy moan. By the end of the game he DM’d me: “Hey Kyle, let’s escape to the misty hills of Scotland, you can chop wood shirtless while I paint your abs with raspberry jam. Say yes.”

Yeah… blocked instantly. Weird as hell. Never queuing solo again.

im ready to pay 1 million filipino pesos for your n3al please babu

rest in peace NiRVanaa al Mazmi, gone too soon.

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Bro hasnt moved on from garry's mod in TWOTHOSUAND TWENTY THREE

Pushin' P
Yeah, pushin' P, turn me up
Turn me up, P, uh-ah
Pointers in the Patek and my piece, I'm pushin' P
Copped new hammers for my P, we don't want no peace
Got a spot across the spot, just for Ps
Dropped the dot and then we plottin', exotic Ps
She not a lesbian, for P, she turn Pesbian (pushin' P, I'm pushin' P)
Off capital P, I rock these Presidents, count presidents (pushin' P)
Portuguese on her knees, moppin' down a P
She let me squeeze, then she leave 'cause she keep it P
Private suite, private seat, ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm pushin' P
Purple pint, ♥♥♥♥♥ pink, ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm pushin' P
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Pop a P, I'm paranoid, I can't just sleep
My pockets deep, got racks on me
Why they watchin' me?
I'm pushin' P, I'm pushin' P, pushin' P, I'm pushin' P, yeah