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you were there Tuesday had your kids with you and had such a sweet ass I,m not into big ass.s but my god I would love to rub your in silky booty shorts or baby oil and lick it from ass to clit sweet perfection

haha

sick profile dude !! love the cottagecore aesthetic going on bro !!

SCP Number: SCP-942-01 to 09

Code Name: Lil’ Mobib

SCP Class: Peter

Description:

SC-942-01 is a tall, humanoid-like figure resembling the shape and dynamics of SCP-3840. SCP-942-01 must be contained in a soundproof 5x5x5 meter room with nothing but a computer playing audio stimuli from SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09. In the event of a containment breach, all personnel within 50m of SCP-942-01 must put on SCP branded Soundproof headphones. In the event of a face to face contact with SCP-942-01, personnel must tilt their heads up and down for as long as SCP-942-01 is present and making direct eye contact with any personnel. In the event SCP-942-01 shows constant signs of aggression towards any personnel, this phrase must be repeated until SCP-942-01 returns to a neutral state. [“Bro, your soundcloud hella fire.”]

If SCP-942-01 shows continued signs of aggression after repetition of this phrase, all personnel must brace for impact as SCP-942 will display his hella thicc ass. In the event of SCP-942-01 meeting another keter class SCP, personnel must play mainstream rap on the speakers to prevent SCP-942-01 from causing any further damage.

Public Caution:

SCP-942-01 uses radio frequencies and other audio to lure in prey via online services or in low populated areas. SCP-942-01 will blend in with trees and other objects to attract and lure their prey away from populated areas. Examples show of SCP-942-01 impersonating a SO to lure them away from the town. Once in contact with a class A citizen, SCP-942-01 will direct them to his soundcloud, which contains SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09.



SCP Number: SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09

Code Name: Fire Rap (also classified as “Dorime”)

Object Class: Euclid

Description:

SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09 are non-existent entities which are mainly associated with SCP-942-01’s method of capturing prey. SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09 will remain dormant until provoked, mainly by SCP-942-01 activating said SCP’s or by personnel imitating SCP-942-01. In the event of a containment breach, SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09 will float close to SCP-942-01. All personnel are advised to wear SCP branded soundproof headphones to prevent SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09

from using audio stimuli to infect and control humans. If any personnel is within contact with SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09, they must look away to avoid visual stimuli as well as audio stimulation. If SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09 has not infected a host within a large period of time, it will return to a dormant state close to SCP-942-01. When SCP-942-01 has not captured prey nor has SCP-942-02 to SCP-942-09 infected any hosts, they will return to a completely dormant state which will last up to 9-10 hours. This area of effect is perfect for containing SCP-942-01 to SCP-942-09, as it will be passive until provoked.

Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

He took my penis pills

Definatly worth it! You can do anything from Pose ragdolls, roleplay (my fav) to try and find traitors and kill them!
Good for kids as long as they dont decide to install bloody mods and play violent gamemodes.... Wait this is the 21st century nobody gives a crap bout that :P
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Don’t trust this guy, he lost his virginity to a pillow. Then sent me twelve snapchat pics of dying Japanese children in his basement. Six years later he arrived at my doorstep wearing a full body latex suit screaming, "I knew Hitler!" Before i knew it, he was in my house just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥on everything, I quickly grabbed a kitchen knife but as I turned around he was gone. Nothing but♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥and a little♥♥♥♥♥♥♥remained. After that I have went off the grid, I now use satellite internet coupled with three VPN's running through a tor browser to evade him tracking me. Some believe he has existed for century’s, and that he has played a role in every major event in human history. The fall of Rome, the 9/11 attacks, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Norman conquest of the Britian, the Bolshevik revolution and much more! Whatever you do stop this creature!

sup girl

https://youtu.be/gGF8sp-QbRA

Aye bruh check mah vidja.

Definatly worth it! You can do anything from Pose ragdolls, roleplay (my fav) to try and find traitors and kill them!
Good for kids as long as they dont decide to install bloody mods and play violent gamemodes.... Wait this is the 21st century nobody gives a crap bout that :P
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You are a racist. You might not know it, you might not feel like it, and you might not look like one, but you are a racist. Could you please just take a step back, look at what you just said, and maybe read it out loud. Then come back to me and try to tell me you aren't a damn racist. I don't care if you were joking, it wasn't funny. You really think it was funny? Think about all the people you just insulted. Normal human beings, just like you , and you make a wisecrack like that. You make me sick. But you know what? I'm not going to insult you. In fact, I'm done talking to you. I'm just going to leave this here and let you think about it, let it eat you inside. I'm sorry for my language, but this made me very upset. That is all.

Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There’s nothing strange about that at all. I’m an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!! :P

In US EAST, born and raised
playin dota's where I spend of my days!
chillin' and killin' catching flame
wrekin' peruvians in all of my games
when a couple of tryhards were up 2no gud
reporting me all over the neighborhood
Got a few reports and Gaben got scared- he said
"ENJOY LPQ BECAUSE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥' SWEARED"

i'd like to order one big mac and a small coke. extra beef on the mac please

You know it brah

youre incredible if legit

fakest ♥♥♥♥♥ out there

your rank says gn3 but you play and act like a silver 1

always trolls :(

10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
and 100% reason to ♥♥♥

CORY?

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Dashing through the Steam
In a one Valve gaming dream
Over the store we go
Spending all the way
Cards and booster packs
Collecting while we relax
What fun it is to chat and game
Steam is best I claim

Oh jingle bells, a rager yells
flaming all the way
Oh what fun
It is to ride
In a one Valve gaming dream

Jingle bells, your profile smells
No it's very nice
Oh what fun it is to spam
Your profile wall with rhymes
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lol yore mum gaey

Sup :P

ur meme s r trash

lol he smoked me

pretty cool i guess

^w^ Temmiekid98 Wans 2 Halp

-10/10 no fish AI

+rep Amazing trader that would be great