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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:30pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 7:17pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 4:52pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 4:04pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 7:35am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 5:31am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 7:55pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 6:54am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 3:37pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 8:42pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 7:15pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:25pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 7:33pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 9:20pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 4:17pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 8:42pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 5:26pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 6:32am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 8:42pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 5:11pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 7:41am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 7:52am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 6:04am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 8:42pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2017 @ 11:54am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 8:48pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 8:44pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 7:56pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 6:30pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 8:42pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 9:01pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 3:48pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 8:17am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 7:50pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 6:18pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 8:35am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 6:51pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 2:09pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 9:24am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 2:26pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 8:22pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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