[4:56 AM]
.nb:
OKAY SO
HERES THE PROBLEM
[4:57 AM]
.nb:
WITH MINIFRIDGES

hey sorry i missed your call
ummm.
i’m just calling you back to…
let you know that i
i love you
AND I MISS YOU
HUUUUUUUUHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
i really
i really want you to call me back
HUUUUUUUUHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
and i’m sorry i missed your phone call
and that i
i
i know you’re
DONE
so
so when you get this can you call me back
HUUUUUUUUHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
i love you
and i miss you
HUUUUUUUUHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

"DOOT DOOT, IM A DOOT MAIN" "DOOOOTER"

♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥. The weapon is boring that's why it's the least played one. It's not that people aren't 'woke' or 'havent learnt the ways of the doot' your weapon is garbage and is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bore compared to all the other options.

I wouldn't have such a huge hate boner for these guys if they didn't force there agenda down my throat EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THREAD. What's worse is that they act like the second coming of God when they drop into a hunt. Yeah no thanks buffs don't really matter when we can already ♥♥♥♥ the monster up in under 7 minutes. Take your "KO machine" LOL and get out.

Yes I know that it does good damage and is a good weapon choice...but so is every other weapon, and with other weapon classes I don't have to deal with self righteous pricks who are basically monster Hunter's mercy mains.

Take your BORING and GARBAGE TIER oversized clarinet and play that irritating ♥♥♥♥ far far away from literally everyone.

I like the charge blade combo that goes: Right click (hold) > Right Click (release) > left click > right + left click > left click > left click > left click > right click + control > right + left click (hold) > control > Right click (hold) > Right Click (release) > left click > right + left click > left click > left click > left click > right click + control> right click + control > right click > right click > left + right click (hold)

The Paolumu is not cute. It is a creature of death and despair. Yeah, look how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off-guard it caught you when you first came across it in the Coral Highlands. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ machine of death encased in a soft fluffy cutesie shell for catching it's prey off guard. It's like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Furby. ♥♥♥♥ the Paolumu and everything it stands for. It will shred you to bits and not give a single ♥♥♥♥ about whether you think it's cute and soft and fuzzy. You will die looking like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ naive idiot because you trusted something from the New World being CUTE. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgrace, you are a failure to the Fifth Fleet and I hope that when they're scraping your body off the Coral Highlands it goes directly to the trash disposal where it belongs, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.