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the snail has my entire family held captive. every second I am not playing this game my family is tortured

this game honestly ruined other games for me. i cannot play any other game without wanting to go back to garfield kart. i cannot go outside without being reminded of this masterpiece of a game. i haven't seen my kids or my wife because i've been busy playing this game. the IRS keeps knocking on my door because i haven't payed my taxes yet.

the amazing gameplay makes you FEEL like you're a lasagna loving, monday hating cat in a car. the smooth feeling of drifting whenever you're on a controller makes you feel like you're genuinely driving with a steering-wheel, and the feeling of the wheels makes you genuinely feel like you're racing cars. the keyboard also feels nice, but i would recommend a controller to get full-quality.

not only is the gameplay amazing, but the graphics is possibly the best i've ever seen. whenever i look at the sun, it brings a tear to my eye because of the realistic detail the devs put in. whenever i drive on the road, i can feel the bumping from the cracks on the road, or inhale the dust of the sand. whenever you drive by grass, you'll wish you would go outside to admire the attention to detail the amazing devs put.

another thing i love is the sound-track to this game. whenever the beats of the music start pounding, i can feel my ears tear up from the heaven like sound. i also just love hearing the sound of driving over the sand, and hearing the crunches from the small rocks. the start of the car makes you feel like you're about to go on this epic race, and rush for the finish line. hearing the engine rev up before the race starts gives me that adrenaline boost i need to get into the game.

might i also talk about the characters? my god, the interactions between the characters brings a smile to my face. the tension between garfield and odie is one of the most tense i've ever seen. i love how the characters bounce one-liners off of each other as smooth as butter, and with the history the characters have with one another, it's amazing to see the devs masterfully add the character interactions in. i also love the character design. if you zoom in close enough to garfield, you can SEE the individual hairs on him. AND with odie being a dog, you can see saliva drop from his mouth. it's honestly amazing. i also love the added hats on the characters, they add so much life to them.

i can not fathom the extreme lengths to which these people have went to, to make a perfect game. not one thing could i find wrong in my countless hours of adoration and lust. i can only beg for these people to make an even more perfect game which i can fulfill my endless lust for odie and garfield, and my deep passion to circle these tracks while beholding the glory of odie and garfield. there are no words, or even phrases, which can describe my extremely deep lust and passion i hold for these two video game characters, which have become far more real that i ever expected. i can not go five minutes without daydreaming of odie and garfield. a minute away from these rascals is a minute of sorrow i must face, the world remorseless for the trauma i must go through.

i could go on and on about all the other things in this game, but i would like to get back to playing garfield kart. i also don't have enough words to put into this review to perfectly review this game. 10/10, would recommend this game. :)

The best game ever. You get ddosed, kicked, crashed, blamed, exploded, and much more. Definitely worth $30 7 years after the release date and clearly has no problems, not even Garfield Kart: Furious Racing is better than this. 10/10 would recommend to an emo ♥♥♥♥♥♥.