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2.9 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Working on discovering all the endings has been fun. Sadly, the level of enjoyment which I receive from a video game will not help you in life as a whole. As a way to repay you for wasting your time reading this, I have pasted some ancient Chinese philosophy. This work is titled "The Art of War" written sometime in the 5th century by the philosopher, and military general and strategist, Sun Tzu.

Chapter 1: Laying Plans

1. Sun Tzu said: The art of war is of vital importance to the State.

2. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it
is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.

3. The art of war, then, is governed by five constant factors, to be taken into
account in one’s deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions
obtaining in the field.

4. These are: (1) The Moral Law; (2) Heaven; (3) Earth; (4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline.

5., 6. The MORAL LAW causes the people to be in complete accord with their
ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by
any danger.

7. HEAVEN signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons.

8. EARTH comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open
ground and narrow passes; the chances of life and death.

9. The COMMANDER stands for the virtues of wisdom, sincerely, benevolence, courage and strictness.

10. By METHOD AND DISCIPLINE are to be understood the marshaling
of the army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among the
officers, the maintenance of roads by which supplies may reach the army,
and the control of military expenditure.

11. These five heads should be familiar to every general: he who knows them
will be victorious; he who knows them not will fail.
Posted 10 July. Last edited 10 July.
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3.2 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 3 July. Last edited 3 July.
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0.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Literally me.
Posted 3 July.
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11.2 hrs on record
The people of Super Earth have defeated the communist automatons of the SONY empire. I love democracy.
Posted 4 May. Last edited 6 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.1 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
literally better than a billion dollar company with hundreds of employees lol
Posted 31 March.
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670.0 hrs on record (620.1 hrs at review time)
vehicular manslaughter :)
Posted 15 June, 2023.
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1,093.4 hrs on record (1,034.0 hrs at review time)
Looks like they're going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL!!!
Posted 15 June, 2023.
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123.0 hrs on record (120.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 15 June, 2023. Last edited 15 June, 2023.
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27.7 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
If you like sniper elite you will like this.
Posted 13 November, 2022.
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64.4 hrs on record (33.1 hrs at review time)
epic game. should buy. worth the money.
Posted 6 April, 2020.
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