I am the Hammered one,
I am the edge of His bottlecap,
I am the tip of His Spoons order,
I am the solo cup about His booze,
I am the walk of His Buckled arse,
I am the pished pal of my Emperor,
I am the alcoholic of His will,
I am His sloshed punter as He is my alcohol provider,
I am His bucklt boi and He is my homie,
I am the Bane of His Sobriety and the Woes of the Bouncers,
Let us be His Sesh,
Let us speak His Patter as He fuels the Fire of Alcoholism,
Let us crash His Parties, as He crashes the Party at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for the Sesh ends not in closing time,
In Binge Drinking be true, In getting pished be Strong,
I am the Hammered one,
I am the Bottled one,
I am the 'Spoons order,
I am the Solo cup,
I am the drunk at the End of Closing Time.