Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 nei'X

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 7:05am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 11 Feb 2018 @ 7:42am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 6:58am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 7:22am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 7:27am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 1:19pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 11 Feb 2018 @ 8:15am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 12 Feb 2018 @ 7:22am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2018 @ 7:04am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2018 @ 7:52am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2018 @ 6:51am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 9 Sep 2019 @ 11:49am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 27 Okt @ 7:01am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 11 Feb 2018 @ 8:07am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2019 @ 7:17am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2018 @ 7:48am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 7:03am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 12 Feb 2018 @ 7:11am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 11 Feb 2018 @ 8:12am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2018 @ 6:08am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 7:00am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 12 Feb 2018 @ 7:20am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 11 Feb 2018 @ 7:37am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2019 @ 10:58am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Didapatkan pada 6 Sep 2019 @ 8:36am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 7:26am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 7:32am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 11 Feb 2018 @ 7:52am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 1:00pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 11 Feb 2018 @ 8:14am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 7:32am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 12 Feb 2018 @ 5:50am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 11 Feb 2018 @ 7:29am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2018 @ 7:25am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2019 @ 7:06am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2018 @ 6:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 22 Feb 2018 @ 6:41am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2019 @ 7:43am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2019 @ 11:28am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Didapatkan pada 6 Sep 2019 @ 8:33am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2019 @ 10:52am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Didapatkan pada 9 Sep 2019 @ 11:59am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Didapatkan pada 9 Sep 2019 @ 11:48am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2018 @ 7:41am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

11 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

22 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

12 / 30