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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

What's goin' on, ol' buddy, ol' pal?

What in the world Sag Mertin!!!

So I was peeing in a urinal at school and I guess I was standing too far back and a kid saw my weiner and he was like "holy shoot! I've only seen pee pees that big in porn. You're like a god."

But anyway, it's always a tough decision for me to wiz standing or sitting because my ding dong is so big that it's like aiming a fire hose into the toilet bowl...gets super messy. But if I'm sitting my all-beef hot dog dunks into the water. Any advice?

Ah forget it, I'll just have to tie you up and drain the main vain in your gaping brown eye.

Cabin TRIP! ♥♥♥ YEAH!