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I'm supposed to be playing Playerunknown's Battlegrounds™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it pvssydestroyer69?!
Yeah, pvssydestroyer69.
Who is the pvssydestroyer69?
Some say pvssydestroyer69 is the first playerunknown's Battlegrounds™ player ever.
Born from military base.
I heard, pvssydestroyer69 can shoot a driver full speed mid air.
I heard pvssydestroyer69 once defeated the entire server with a single bullet.
But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might get to the circle...
WHAM!!! Just like that!
collective gasps
What? No, no no no, no no no!
That's impossible!
"pvssydestroyer69" has shot me!
Me too!
Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.
You have no idea what just happend.
I might have some idea.
Woman turns around, and powers her Playerunknown's Battlegrounds™, showing she is infact pvssydestroyer69. Then her game crashes.