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91.1 hrs on record (31.7 hrs at review time)
servers suck, impossible to find a game, queue times between 20-60 minutes, random disconnects when playing, buggy when playing, game crashes constantly, connectivity issues, so on and so forth.
good when it works (almost never)
Posted 3 February.
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0.0 hrs on record
emoters will be euthanized if caught
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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175.8 hrs on record (66.9 hrs at review time)
>click play game
>enter main menu
>multiplayer or singleplayer?
>multiplayer sucks, laggy as hell, oh well
>click singleplayer and start playing
>download cool stuff from workshop
>spawn le super epic poggers plane
>click and turn on 138 different buttons
>plane starts moving
>get in the air
>press 34 more buttons and land it
>epic
>do the same with hundreds of vehicles
>try to make your own boat
>cant figure it out
>alt f4
>come back 30 years later
>build another less poopy vehicle
>tfw it takes 60+ hours to make it
>never attempt it again
>be a workshop worm
Posted 18 November, 2022.
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322.9 hrs on record
>click play game
>game boots up
>game crashes
>retry
>this time it doesnt crash
>(tired.png)
>spend 45 minutes looking for a server
>click play server
>wait 2 hours in a 24 player queue
>finally load into the match, kicks you out
>queue again
>wait 2 hours again
>join the only open squad with 3 people in it, all others are locked or full
>squad radio is silent and squad lead doesnt talk,
>50/50 chance of being kicked from the squad because he only wants his friends in the squad
>i hate this game.jpg
>spawn at main
>request a vehicle and ask the squad lead if he can accept it (he doesnt respond and kicks me from the squad)
>create my own squad which stays empty all game
>hop into a technical because all other good vehicles are taken
>drive 50 meters out of main
>(get shot by enemy standing couple of meters away from main.jpg)
>respawn on hab at point, try to shoot the enemy from 2 meters away, gun sways 30 meters to the right, then to the left
>enemy shoots once and domes you in the head

thanks devs for ruining the game i once liked
Posted 17 November, 2022. Last edited 6 December, 2024.
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28.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
sus
Posted 8 January, 2022.
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0.9 hrs on record
basically poop game which doesnt let you play until you spend hundreds of dollars to even shoot one animal (you cant even kill most animals because they are locked behind paywalls) also you gotta pay for different weapons (irl money) and its just stupid, would not recommend this game
Posted 24 December, 2021.
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64.5 hrs on record (35.4 hrs at review time)
ok
Posted 15 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,231.6 hrs on record (655.7 hrs at review time)
pretty cool game would recommend others to buy this, sad that it is still original price after so long. Price should be reduced
Posted 1 January, 2020.
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1,716.8 hrs on record (1,334.2 hrs at review time)
its ok i guess
Posted 16 November, 2019.
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