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27 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
29.1 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
- DIFFICULTY -

☐ My 90 year old grandma could play it
☐ Easy
☑ Normal
☐ Hard
☐ "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

☐ "MS Paint"
☐ Bad
☐ Meh
☐ Graphics don't matter in this game
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

☐ Bad
☐ Not special
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful

- PRICE -

☐ Free
☐ Underpriced
☑ Perfect price
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

☐ You can run it on a microwave
☑ Average
☐ High end
☐ "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

☐ Very short (0 - 3 hours)
☑ Short (3 - 15 hours)
☐ Average (15 - 50 hours)
☐Long (50 - 90 hours)
☐ Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
☐ No ending

- FUN -

☐ I'd rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive
☑ Actually pretty amusing
☐ Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

☐ It's a one - time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a few months / years
☑ Definitely
☐ Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

☐ No
☐ Wait for sale
☑ Yes
Posted 20 March, 2021.
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16 people found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
- DIFFICULTY -

☐ My 90 year old grandma could play it
☐ Easy
☑ Normal
☐ Hard
☐ "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

☐ "MS Paint"
☐ Bad
☐ Meh
☐ Graphics don't matter in this game
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

☐ Bad
☐ Not special
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ You Choose The Music

- PRICE -

☐ Free
☐ Underpriced
☑ Perfect price
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

☐ You can run it on a microwave
☑ Average
☐ High end
☐ "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

☑ Very short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (3 - 15 hours)
☐ Average (15 - 50 hours)
☐Long (50 - 90 hours)
☐ Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
☐ No ending

- FUN -

☐ I'd rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive
☑ Actually pretty amusing
☐ Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

☐ It's a one - time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a few months / years
☑ Definitely
☐ Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

☐ No
☐ Wait for sale
☑ Yes
Posted 20 March, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
- DIFFICULTY -

☐ My 90 year old grandma could play it
☐ Easy
☑ Normal
☐ Hard
☐ "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

☐ "MS Paint"
☐ Bad
☐ Meh
☑ Graphics don't matter in this game
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

☐ Bad
☑ Not special
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful

- PRICE -

☐ Free
☐ Underpriced
☐ Perfect price
☑ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

☐ You can run it on a microwave
☑ Average
☐ High end
☐ "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

☑ Very short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (3 - 15 hours)
☐ Average (15 - 50 hours)
☐Long (50 - 90 hours)
☐ Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
☐ No ending

- FUN -

☐ I'd rather watch paint dry
☑ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive
☐ Actually pretty amusing
☐ Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

☐ It's a one - time experience
☑ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a few months / years
☐ Definitely
☐ Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

☑ No
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Yes
Posted 20 March, 2021.
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54 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2
2
2
2
6
39.1 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
- DIFFICULTY -

☐ My 90 year old grandma could play it
☐ Easy
☑ Normal
☐ Hard
☐ "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

☐ "MS Paint"
☐ Bad
☐ Meh
☐ Graphics don't matter in this game
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

☐ Bad
☐ Not special
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful

- PRICE -

☐ Free
☐ Underpriced
☑ Perfect price
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

☑ You can run it on a microwave
☐ Average
☐ High end
☐ "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

☑ Very short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (3 - 15 hours)
☐ Average (15 - 50 hours)
☐Long (50 - 90 hours)
☐ Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
☐ No ending

- FUN -

☐ I'd rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive
☑ Actually pretty amusing
☐ Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

☐ It's a one - time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a few months / years
☐ Definitely
☑ Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

☐ No
☐ Wait for sale
☑ Yes
Posted 20 March, 2021.
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68 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
4
13.2 hrs on record
- DIFFICULTY -

☐ My 90 year old grandma could play it
☑ Easy
☐ Normal
☐ Hard
☐ "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

☐ "MS Paint"
☐ Bad
☐ Meh
☑ Graphics don't matter in this game
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

☐ Bad
☑ Not special
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful

- PRICE -

☐ Free
☐ Underpriced
☐ Perfect price
☑ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

☐ You can run it on a microwave
☑ Average
☐ High end
☐ "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

☐ Very short (0 - 3 hours)
☑ Short (3 - 15 hours)
☐ Average (15 - 50 hours)
☐Long (50 - 90 hours)
☐ Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
☐ No ending

- FUN -

☐ I'd rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☑ Repetitive
☐ Actually pretty amusing
☐ Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

☐ It's a one - time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☑ If you wait a few months / years
☐ Definitely
☐ Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

☐ No
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Yes
Posted 20 March, 2021. Last edited 20 March, 2021.
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84 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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2
3
3
5
539.6 hrs on record (432.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
- DIFFICULTY -

☐ My 90 year old grandma could play it
☐ Easy
☑ Normal
☐ Hard
☐ "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

☐ "MS Paint"
☐ Bad
☑Meh (if turned to full quality graphics I would give it a "Good")
☐ Graphics don't matter in this game
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

☐ Bad
☑ Not special
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful

- PRICE -

☐ Free
☐ Underpriced
☐ Perfect price
☑ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

☐ You can run it on a microwave
☐Average
☑ High end
☐ "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

☐ Very short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (3 - 15 hours)
☑ Average (15 - 50 hours)
☐Long (50 - 90 hours)
☐ Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
☐ No ending

- FUN -

☐ I'd rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive
☑ Actually pretty amusing
☐ Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

☐ It's a one - time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a few months / years
☑ Definitely (Aside from rimworld, this is the most played game in my library)
☐ Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

☐ No
☑ Wait for sale
☐Yes

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- When explaining it to friends I usually say it's creepy minecraft. There's a lot of similarities, especially with the bountiful options for base building, and harvesting resources, it's just got more guns and zombies

- Running this game uses a HUGE amount of your working memory, so make sure to close as many programs as possible when playing. If you play for long periods of time, exiting both the game and steam after a few hours and then restarting it will free up the working memory you need to make it run smoothly again.

- The community is fantastic, and there's some really great mods available online, that are easy to install.

-Most people turn down graphics quality and turn off voice chat in the settings in order to help with it running.

TLDR; If my PC could more easily run the game I would say it's 110% worth it, however performance issues do bring it down, and I would recommend buying it on sale
Posted 20 March, 2021. Last edited 20 March, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
2,608.8 hrs on record (482.8 hrs at review time)
One of the most played games in my library, it's a great colony management game that doesn't take too long to learn the mechanics of, but still has a lot to maintain interest over time. This is honestly one of my favourite games.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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