AAAAA PERRY THE PLAYTYPUS, so clever to come and find my secret lair. However.... I heard you coming from a thousand miles away from your putrid island of your platypi den. Yesss that’s right Perry, I heard the clapping of your sweet sweet sweet ass cheeks all the way from your den. Now, my devious plan is all coming together, I have constructed. The Doofenshmirtz Ass Clapper 9000, what this contraption does is that it slides between your ass cheeks and claps them together. AAHHH HA HA HA.