The search for truth takes us to dangerous places. Often it takes us to that most dangerous place: the Library. You know who said that? No? George Washington did. Minutes before librarians ate him.

Librarians are hideous creatures of unimaginable power. And even if you could imagine their power, it would be illegal. It is absolutely illegal to even try to picture what such a being would be like.

In other news, a recent report suggests that things may not be as they seem.