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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:24am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:56am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:18am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:34am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 2:41pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:27am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:34am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:27am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 1:08pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:57am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:17am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:23am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:00am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:30am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:02am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:54am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:17pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:58pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:14pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:58pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:34am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:03am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:46am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:05am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:35am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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