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if i took a deathdump, i want the people who found my body to think “now this was a man’s man. look at that mighty log. twas a ♥♥♥♥ so mighty the displaced water nearly flowed over the side of the bowl.”

i want the smell burned so deeply into their nostrils they see and smell my mighty turd everytime they close their eyes. i want them to see it in their dreams. i want them to ♥♥♥ to the mental image of my brown bowl everytime they have sex. I want them to feel my solid mud sliding down their throat everytime they have dinner. when they poop from then on it will be met with deep shame and disappointment knowing it can never live up to the plop i dropped that day.

if i can achieve that ♥♥♥♥ i will be a true king. And a true king is never ashamed of dying on his throne

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
☼ ♥ . Put this on the wall of all the people you've carried . ☼
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

he is a special little peanut, go easy on this poor sod

Hey. I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?