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51 of 51 (100%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Wake Up Call

Survive the manual override
Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 5:16pm

You Monster

Reunite with GLaDOS
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 6:20pm

Undiscouraged

Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 6:23pm

Bridge Over Troubling Water

Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 5:46pm

SaBOTour

Make a break for it
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 2:00pm

Stalemate Associate

Press the button!
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 2:25pm

Tater Tote

Carry science forward
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 6:41am

Vertically Unchallenged

Master the Repulsion Gel
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:01pm

Stranger Than Friction

Master the Propulsion Gel
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:32pm

White Out

Complete the first Conversion Gel test
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:38pm

Tunnel of Funnel

Master the Excursion Funnel
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 4:39pm

Dual Pit Experiment

Do the same test twice
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:57pm

The Part Where He Kills You

This is that part
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 4:53pm

Lunacy

That just happened
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 5:24pm

Drop Box

Place a cube on a button without touching the cube
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:27pm

Overclocker

Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 5:43pm

Pit Boss

Show that pit who's boss
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 4:54pm

Preservation of Mass

Break the rules in Test Chamber 07
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 5:22pm

Pturretdactyl

Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret
Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 3:26pm

Final Transmission

Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man's dens
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 5:14pm

Good Listener

Take GLaDOS' escape advice
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 2:01pm

Scanned Alone

Stand in a defective turret detector
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:01pm

No Hard Feelings

Save a turret from redemption
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 2:12pm

Schrodinger's Catch

Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:52pm

Ship Overboard

Discover the missing experiment
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:01pm

Door Prize

Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:01pm

Portrait of a Lady

Find a hidden portrait
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:27pm

You Made Your Point

Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:56pm

Smash TV

Break 11 test chamber monitors
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2017 @ 9:34pm

High Five

Celebrate your cooperative calibration success
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 9:01pm

Team Building

Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 8:35am

Confidence Building

Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 6:46pm

Bridge Building

Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Obstacle Building

Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 4:50pm

You Saved Science

Complete all test chambers in all courses of co-op
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 6:43pm

Iron Grip

Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 6:25pm

Gesticul-8

Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Can't Touch This

Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 5:05pm

Empty Gesture

Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 8:36pm

Party of Three

Find the hidden companion cube in co-op test chamber
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 4:45pm

Narbacular Drop

Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 6:10pm

Professor Portal

After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 7:13pm

Air Show

Perform 2 aerial gestures before touching the ground in co-op
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2017 @ 6:09pm

Portal Conservation Society

Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2020 @ 3:18pm

Four Ring Circus

Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 4:36pm

Triple Crown

Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2020 @ 5:51pm

Still Alive

Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2020 @ 5:19pm

Asking for Trouble

Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op courses
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 5:46pm

Rock Portal Scissors

Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 6:07pm

Friends List With Benefits

While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 7:14pm

Talent Show

Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mobility Gels co-op course
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 6:18pm