HAPPY FOURTH JULY TO MY GEORGE WASHINGSLUTS!!! 🇺🇸😩💦 2️⃣4️⃣0️⃣ YEARS AGO OUR FOUNDING DADDIES👴🏻👴🏻 DECLARED THE UNITED SLUTS OF AMERICA BECUM💦 👅INDEPENDENT!🇺🇸🎉 IN 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ AMERICA WAS KNOWN AS LAND OF THE FREE 🤘🏿 ,HOME OF THE HOES💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿. NOW WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG🇺🇸 TO SHAKE DAT ASS. 🍑💦 🙌🏽DONT LET YOUR DADDIES DOWN✋🏿, TODAY ISNT 🚫 JUST ABOUT POPPING 🎉FIRECRACKERS🎉 BUT ALSO POPPIN DIS 🐱♥♥♥♥♥🐱 🙊SEND THIS 2️⃣ ALL OF YOUR FELLOW SLUTS FOR FREEDOM🇺🇸💦GET 2️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUST LIKE THE BRITISH DID😩🙅🏿💦GET 4️⃣ BACK AND YOULL BE GETTING SOME JOHN hanCOCK TONITE 👅💦👌🏿🍆 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL BE A BRAND NEW HOMEMBER OF THE U💙S❤️A🇺🇸🇺🇸 (UNITEDSLUTSOFAMERICA)👌🏿😈

it's 4⃣2⃣0⃣ today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the bible😇😋🙏🏽📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏽😂is the highest you can get🙌🏽😤

𝓓𝒆𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝒆𝓻,

𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝒆 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝒇𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓷𝓸 𝓸𝓷𝒆 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝒆𝓼 𝓪 𝒇𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴.

𝓢𝓲𝓷𝓬𝒆𝓻𝒆𝓵𝔂, 𝓔𝓿𝒆𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝒆

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll ♥♥♥♥ fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skypre we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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