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The only positive thing about this game is mc ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s album.

like i'm doing a kebab delivery and the damn car tires just go under the car because of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 20 km/h crash, screwing the ability to even steer the car properly.

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The year is 1995. You're living in the town Alivieska. There is a car body outside of your house and the parts to the car are in your garage. Your objective is to assemble this car and also pay attention to your attributes such as: urine,hunger,thirst,dirtiness,fatigue and money. Without peeing for a while, you will die because of a burst bladder. Without eating, you will starve to death. Without drinking anything, you will dehydrate and die. Without showering for a while, you will get noisy flies flying around you and annoying the crap out of you. Without money, There is no progress. After you have built the car, your next objective is to drive the car to the inspection station and get it inspected so you can drive around legally on the road. After the car is inspected it is up to you what will you do with the car. You can tune the car to go fast and look like the best car the town has ever seen. Unfortunately you can't pick up any girls because for some reason town of Alivieska only consists of men =(. You can add your custom music to the radio if you have converted the mp3 files to ogg.

The game offers the player many activities and money making methods. I will list the money making methods.

-Emptying sewage wells. Be careful with them though, since you can fall in the well and drown in the waste that is in there.

-Brewing Kilju or in English=Sugar wine, and selling it to the drunk guy of the town.

-Finding Junk cars and bringing them to the mechanic for money.

-Driving the drunk guy from the pub to his home at 2am.

-Chopping firewoods to a local man.

Now for the activities.

-Drunk driving, This is especially fun to do if you're escaping the police.

-High speed driving at the dirt roads, Great way to test your driving skills.

-Participating at the weekly race, If you get to the top 3 list, you will receive money and a trophy as a reward.

-Testing the speed of your car at the airstrip, You'll earn an achievement if you can drive the drag strip (400 meters or 1/4 miles) in under 17 seconds.

-Racing with the other car outside the local shop, He can be a hard opponent if you can't drive properly and your car isn't fast.

-Drinking, Yup, crack open a beer, booze or that homebrewed wine of your's and turn the radio on and enjoy the view.
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Now as a Finn, I will say that this is one of the best games that i have ever played, because this is a game made by a finnish man. It has brought me lots of fun and it has also provided some challenge and managed to anger me at some points of the game and it's a great thing, because it tests your temper and to see that are you a weak hearted person that gives up when you die too many times or the car that you built doesn't work.

Even though the game is in early access, The developer listens to the community and adds more stuff to the game and fixes the bugs, making the game better with every update. My Summer Car is a that I will say is worth buying.

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5/5 runs on a potato