(Okay, no, I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing here.)

From the very first second I joined the Steam community, I’ve been trying to make my profile at least somewhat appealing. But surprise! I’m still failing spectacularly... :c

Do you like waffles? No? Oh. Well, this just got awkward…
Yes? Congratulations, your taste is impeccable! Drop your favorite topping in the comments or just smash your keyboard randomly. Both are acceptable.

(Oh, and please don’t call me cute or a kettle. My brain can’t process that. Thanks :D)

P.S. If you’ve made it this far, you either have too much time on your hands or you’ve fallen into the endless vortex of Steam profile browsing. Either way: Welcome! Grab a snack. Stay hydrated. Pet a dog (or imagine it, that counts too).

Now go touch some grass… or keep wasting time on Steam. Like the rest of us. ^^