Myth: polyamory is easier when you're married

Fact: despite having a severe amount of Anchorman quotes memorized and using Grizzlysquatch bacon scented dude oil my wife does not want me to touch her, much preferring her boyfriend who - and this is the damning part - hasn't even seen The Office. So ♥♥♥♥ me I guess.

+rep Amazing guy!

+rep nice profile, experienced igl

^_^

goat :3

-rep keeps rob awake to play his chud game on foenem, word is bond