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When the law is against you, argue the facts.
When the facts are against you, argue the law.
When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.
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People that can't find something to live for always seem to find something to
die for. The problem is, they usually want the rest of us to die for it too.
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You can't have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This
is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the
last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give
enough.
-- Quentin Crisp, "How to Become a Virgin"
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Someone is speaking well of you.
How unusual!
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In the words of one of the founding Igors: 'We belong dead? Ecthcuthe me? Where doeth it thay "we"?'
(The Thief of Time)
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