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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:53am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:12am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:02am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:23pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:23am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:09am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:00am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:43pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:39am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:31pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:04am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:51am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:49pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:10am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:10am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:10am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:09pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:06pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:09am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:27pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 12:36pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:47am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 12:37pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:31am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:47am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:47am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:04pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:30pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:44am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:43am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:46am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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