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Abhishek Naagar   India
 
 

My name is abhishek naagar. I am a very sick little boy
lMy mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
because Im so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to
breathe.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. It's a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said
that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.
I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work
because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, " Don't cry, Mommy" and she hugged
my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real
bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help me if you post this message everywhere you can. Dr. Johansen said that every time this
message is posted, Bill Gates Will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from
school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better
Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the
doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.
l try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and
try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.
Thank You


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✦ Dallas 7 Dec, 2019 @ 2:36am 
Zachariah said I and dr gordon freeman are most likely the only ones that know how many people I are talking to at the same time. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👤 🗣️