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1 person found this review helpful
34.1 hrs on record (31.9 hrs at review time)
I've been playing Farming Simulator since the 2013 version, and it's still a game I really enjoy.
Posted 1 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,937.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Good - not scary ☺
Posted 3 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
Hand Simulator is hands down (no pun intended) the most innovative and revolutionary game on the market. With its cutting-edge hand technology and life-like hand movements, you'll feel like you're actually controlling your own hands in the game.

The gameplay is out of this world, as you navigate through a variety of levels and tasks. From spinning spinners to handling weapons, milking cows and even participating in a Mexican duel with your friends, the possibilities are endless. And let's not forget the added bonus of being able to play chess and chat in an anonymous club, because who doesn't love a good game of chess and some anonymous chit-chat.

But beware, this game will suck hours out of your life before you know it. So if you're looking for a fun and addictive way to procrastinate, look no further than "Hand Simulator." Just don't blame me when your real-life hands start to resemble the ones in the game.

Overall, I highly recommend this game for anyone looking for a good laugh and a new way to waste their time. But don't take my word for it, try it out for yourself and see how long it takes for you to go completely insane.
Posted 23 January, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,569.2 hrs on record
"Lawn Mower Game: Next Generation: The Game" is the most thrilling and exciting way to waste your time. With its cutting-edge graphics and realistic mowing mechanics, you'll feel like you're actually outside pushing a lawn mower around.
Posted 23 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,863.4 hrs on record
Lawnmower game is a simple but enjoyable game where the objective is to mow a lawn as quickly and efficiently as possible. The graphics are basic but functional, and the controls are easy to learn. The game offers a relaxing and stress-free experience, making it a great choice for a quick break during a busy day. It's definetly not gonna waste your time but it's a fun way to pass a few 'minutes'. Overall, is a solid choice for 'fans' of casual games.
Posted 22 January, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1,674.5 hrs on record (58.4 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 1 July, 2022. Last edited 24 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,177.7 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.6 hrs on record
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑Kids
☑Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 21 August, 2021.
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149 people found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
3
3
2
10
2,614.7 hrs on record (104.5 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 27 July, 2021. Last edited 24 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,370.1 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
A very fun strategy based game. With a lot of fun and enjoyment. A game where there will always be potential to return to compete against other players being the best. From my perspective, I can clearly recommend it.
Posted 27 July, 2021.
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