chad

I'm just a farmer in Idaho. I wake up and take a shower with a peeled potato instead of a bar of soap. Then I shuck potatoes on the porch while I watch the sunrise, and keep a steady eye on my potato field. Once I finish that, I get on to watering my potatoes. Each of them deserves a good gulp. Every so often, one of them city-folk saleswomen comes by to offer me a time share or a set of them encyclone pediatrics or what have you. I invite her into my garage out of the Idaho summer heat. No one is allowed into my garage except me. So I kill her and chop off and freeze her feet with the high heeled shoes still on. The rest of the body is of no use, so I just throw it under the big ol pile of potato skins to rot and become fertilizer. Some nights when the potatoes don't get my rocks off, I go down into my basement and masturbate to the frozen feet.

Good left 4 dead 2 teammate :)

-rep "At the time this message will be shared, I would have already slept a night with it in mind, so please understand that I intend to not regret any decision made here
as I had much time to think on this. Of course, this is not a suicide note or anything, so no concerns there (as I am not an edgy cucklord; atleast I don't think so)..."

-rep salty as ♥♥♥♥