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Recent reviews by Novacane

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
58.2 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
*muffled screaming*
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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67.1 hrs on record (34.5 hrs at review time)
I hate this game... 10/10 would buy again
Posted 31 May, 2023.
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53 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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24.2 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
This was one of my favorite games as a child, I remember having the CD copy my grandpa gave me so I could play on my moms computer. As a kid I didn't worry about getting a high fame level, being frustrated with the dance sections, and hating the romance aspect. All I did was find the biggest ship I could, put as many guns on it as possible, then hoarding gold like its, well, gold. Maybe it's nostaglia, but I love this game, really wish it had a HD remaster or a full on sequel. Highly recommend this game.
Posted 30 August, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.5 hrs on record
It's fun, but I suck at it
Posted 27 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
191.2 hrs on record (104.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I love this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of russians yelling cyka blyat and idi nahui and the memes yelled by americans
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.0 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Before uncensoring: 10/10
After uncensoring: 100/10

Its got tits, and bejeweld. Who can ask more?
Posted 31 December, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
15.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
basically pay to play, you get the human skeleton and 2 guns to disassemble, but hen you have to buy everything else. fun for a hour
Posted 12 August, 2015.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Simple, fun, and Rage-Inducing. I would be lying if i said there are checkpoints, or if it was easy.
Posted 2 August, 2015.
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