Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2.

HEY GAMERS

ENTHUSIASTS

WANNA BE AS GOOD AS JERMA985?

HE USES A RAZER DEATHADDER

FRAG LIKE THE BEST

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OVER OTHER PLAYERS

YOU GET THE RAZER DEATHADDER

Ok, so it all started like 2 years ago or some ♥♥♥♥. So me, the minecraft god I am, go looking for a server to join. I wander upon this one server named some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-craft and joined their discord. There was this weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl in the discord, named something gay like panada or some ♥♥♥♥. So, we talk, become friends, and being the retarded middle schooler I am, we exchange kiks. So, she messages me one day, and says, "I liked your voice ever since the day we met" or some gay ♥♥♥♥ like that. So I'm all like, "Ok" because I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flirting god. So, one thing leads to another, and she's like, wanna date. Again, the flirt master I am, I respond, "Ok". Again, one thing leads to another, and she sends a nude. It looked like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb went off in a deli full of roast beef. Greasy as ♥♥♥♥. So, soon after that we meet up and ♥♥♥♥ in my room, on my bed. And then she died because my ♥♥♥♥ was too big. True Story

yes

Bain?

Your mother is a very respectable woman that I prefer the company of.