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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:21am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:10pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:58am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:21pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:31pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 2:47am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:21pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:42am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May @ 8:41am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 7:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:26am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:00am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:52am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:03am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:34am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:15pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:48am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:08am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:32am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:08pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:41pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:52am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:54am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:10am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:35am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:12pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:52am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:39am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:33pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:57am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:03am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:22am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:41pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:05am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:44am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:37pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 11:30pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:01pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:16pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:56am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:10am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:56am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 May @ 7:06am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:08pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:58am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:27pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:20am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:04am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:14pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:08am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:40pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:36am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:12pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:52am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:06am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:02am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:05pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 3:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:15am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:56pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:29am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:22am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:23am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:25am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:04am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:04am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:07am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:07pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:39am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:07pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:38am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:08am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:19am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:29am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:17am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:46am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 May @ 3:43am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:01am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:24am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:21am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:05am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:31pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:50pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:36am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:50am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:43am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:54pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:48am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 12:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 11:23am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:25pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:16pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:37pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:37am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:46am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:42am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 May @ 8:03am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:49am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 11:52pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:09am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:46am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:22am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 2:33am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May @ 11:29pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 10:03am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:49am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:15am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:59pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:41am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:44am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:49am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 May @ 11:25am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:24pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 May @ 10:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:24am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:05am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 10:13pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:53am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:32am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:11am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:28am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 8:02am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:14am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 11:34am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:39pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:28am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:26am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:36pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:39pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:47am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:18am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:05am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:05am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:26am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:08am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 11:05pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:32pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:17am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 6:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 9:16am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 7:52am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 7:52am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 7:09am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:48am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 1:45am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:29pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 11:52pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 2:25am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:30pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:28am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:23am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:49am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May @ 12:57am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:08am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:36am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:24am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:30am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:20pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:42am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:15am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:07am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 5:28am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:16am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:43am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:08am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 2:53am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:06am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:00am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:40am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 12:23am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:31am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 9:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 7:51am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:48pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 7:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 2:50am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 2:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:31am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:30am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:46am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:41pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:32am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 1:13am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:11am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:10am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 7:51am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:05pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:28am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:56am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:44pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 11:11am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 11:54am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:14am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:18am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:46pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:25am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:12am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:05am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:24am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:18am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:45pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:18am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:27pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:08am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:34am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:01am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:30pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 2:58am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:54am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:49am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:16am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:25am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:24pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:19am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:27am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:39am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:03am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 12:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:34am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 7:51am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:28am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 2:50am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:32pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 11:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:44pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:44pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:05am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:06am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:24pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:29am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 2:51am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:16am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:16am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:44pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:05am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:18am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:24pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:41am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 10:33am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:27pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:01pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:12am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:05am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:23pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 10:32am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 11:55am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:16am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:08am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:18am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:29am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 6:38am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:12pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:23am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:25am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:12pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:26am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:59am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:30pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:05am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:24pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:28am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:41am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:31am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 6:38am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:00am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:21am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:41am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 3:40am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:29am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:05am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:25pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:32am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:42am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:46am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:23pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:05am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 May @ 5:29am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:17am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 7:09am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:22am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:30pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:54pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:35pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:14am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:56am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:45am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:34am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 5:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:53am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:40am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:04am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:27pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:27pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:00am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:27pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:27pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:27pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:47am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:11am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:42pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:42pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:51am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:29pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:29pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:36am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:47am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:32pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:45am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:36am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:31pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:47am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 10:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:21am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:26pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:03am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 2:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 1:44am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 10:27am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:16am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:06am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:44pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:59am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 7:53am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:51am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:21am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:26pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:31pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:45am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 3:40am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:16am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:12am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:26pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:03am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:29am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:45am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:17am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:46am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:34am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:36am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:41pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:06am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:06am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:12am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 10:32pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 10:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:29am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:40am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:51am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:59am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:27pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 7:51am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:29am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:05am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:26pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:15am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:11am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:25am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:18am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:45am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:11am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:00am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:37pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 11:00pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:42am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:46pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:17am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked