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The first 22 minutes of Squad (Mainly fidilling with a shovel)

> Launch Game
> Fumble around on the main menu, ends up joining a server
> Gets in drivers seat on a transport truck with 8 people in it
> Decides that these people deserve someone who will not crash them into a painful death
> Start following people who are taking a town
> Gets asked to put suppressing fire on another building by squad leader
> Stays shooting for 5 minutes, hoping not to be a disappointment to the team
> Squad leader asks to build ammo crate
> Start attempting to comprehend how I can create ammo boxes out of thin air
> Realise I can shovel an ammo box! Obviously.
> Spend 5 minutes clicking buttons trying to shovel
> Team starts questioning what was taking so long
> Still trying to shovel an ammo box...
> Squad leader tells me to try a different angle
> I DID IT I MADE ONE FULL SCOOP OF THE DIRT! But this was just the start of a great task
> Realised I need to repeat this multiple times...
> Tried shoveling different angles
> Start to feel the squad leaders patience wear thin
> Score! Another area where the shovel managed to hit the floor
> Team once again questions again what is taking so long
> The shovel decided to take against me and all further efforts seem fruitless
> With no end in sight for making this work, rage quit

Moral of the story, making ammo out of dirt with a shovel is not an effective soloution to supply problems.

Skyrim with Russian cats

Joe and Vickle are incompatible

Paid mods

Just took a screenshot of all the tits then refunded
11/10 for "plot"

The physics in this game has more RNG than rolling a dice

Quick Time Event ♥♥♥♥ Storm

Game won't let me derank

- Less Russians than CSGO
- Uplay

☑ Game runs like ♥♥♥♥
☑ Everyone runs like they have been pumping themselves with acid
☑ Obnoxious Microtransactions
☑ Hit Reg makes it feel like you're shooting clouds
☑ Random stuttering
☑ Toxic community
☑ 9 - 13 year olds that have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mother
☑ 5 Crashes in the first 2 hours of playing the game
☑ Stupid progression system
☑ Developers totally "care" about PC gamers