brooo

HOW DO YOU HAVE 1000 HOURS IN TWO WEEKS THERE ARENT EVEN 1000 HOURS IN A MONTH

Okay so this may sound like im messing with you but I promise I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if I don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

this woman stole my bakugan collection when i was 14.

Hi