Recent reviews by Flurp the Mysenhoffle

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ best game 10/10 no lie

Probably one of the best roguelikes I've played in a long time, you start off in a towel with nothing on your body except your blonde luscious locks and a pair of shorts, but as you descend deeper down, you'll find great items to protect yourself with, from broccoli and rats to full on maces and swords.

The more I played this game, the more it surprised me as I kept encountering new surprises with each run, and the witty banter between Von Wanst and his companions are a delight to listen to.

This is a hidden gem amongst Steam games and I can't recommend it enough to those willing to try something new.

My all-time favorite rhythm game, It's so much fun and very satisfying when you're able to suddenly breeze through that one ExEx song you've been struggling with for weeks just because you remember all of the notes from your many previous attempts at playing it.

Though I do prefer the Switch version as the controls feel a little smoother on there, this version tries its best and you can tell :)

A ton of fun. Even if it's mostly dead now and nobody's online anymore, I still find myself playing it with the AI, which often surprises me with how clever it can be during rounds.

The only downside I can think of is the lack of maps.

But it's still a fun little way to spend time. I guess you could say it's a bloody good time all around!

You will get addicted.

While it's still in early access, I can't help but enjoy the absolute madness that is J-Jump Arena. The controls take a while to get used to but its nothing too maddening!

Ever played Mario Party and thrown the controller to the floor because your friend took that star you wanted? This game is just like that, especially when you're set on that ONE power up and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend comes and steals it from you :')

It might not be in your taste, but J-Jump Arena is delightfully absurd and one of the more unique games I got to play in a while!