I'm not selling the phlog, stop sending requests for it.
i accept card donations.

GEN. daphap789: that is what gaben wants
GEN. daphap789: all he wants is your love and money
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: gaben is love
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: gaben is life
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.:
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: he suduses me to hard
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: i cant handle
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: there is no safe word
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: it will go on
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: till my wallet is empty
GEN. daphap789: you sure
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: yup

☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: if i got the pan id be filping ♥♥♥♥
Republic 86: Yep.
Republic 86: >Gets pan
Republic 86: >Done with TF2.
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: >sells and gets 10000$
Republic 86: >Buys house and goes to college
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: thanks gaben
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: >unboxs once get BKE
Republic 86: >Bilbo sucks your ♥♥♥♥.
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: im not sure if id want that...
Republic 86: Really? Wouldnt want a rich irish weeaboo blowing you off?
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: yeah just the way that sounds just.........
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: ehhhh o///o
Republic 86: Well think about it
Republic 86: You can sell his ♥♥♥ for unusuals.
Republic 86: on the market
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: O////O nope nope nope
☜(|♏GeN|)☞.:Espeon:.: not worth it one bit

fische: wait what
fische: people on the
fische: internet
fische: have
fische: girlfriends
fische: holy ♥♥♥♥
fische: this man has a girlfriend
fische: WE MUST SCIENCE HIM
fische: bend over right now ♥♥♥♥♥

zip files are gods
LitzBot: im already playing
LitzBot: wait
LitzBot: im ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid
LitzBot: i could of just made a zip
LitzBot: derp
LitzBot: welp
LitzBot: hold on
.:Spectreon:.: OH FOR ♥♥♥♥♥ SAKE
LitzBot: lol


random ♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend fiance wife says

Umbreon: the birds... they bleed sardines...

.:Espeon:. ♏: my friend unboxed a thunderbolt
Umbreon: for what weapon?
.:Espeon:. ♏: sniper rilfe
Umbreon: he has a deadly super soaker now. gg

Umbreon: i just imagine when christmas time comes around your just gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shower me with gifts XD
Umbreon: here comes my sugah daddy riling me up to get me ready for the fisting
Umbreon: XD
Amaterasu the Espeon: :sans:
Umbreon: oh boy i think you mean it
Umbreon: my booty hole does not feel ready
Amaterasu the Espeon: rip b-hole
Umbreon: NOOO DONT RIP MY BOOTY HOLE
Amaterasu the Espeon: :flowey: swiggity swooty cummin for the booty
Umbreon: I NEED AN ADULT
Umbreon: DONT YOU FINISH THAT STATEMENT
Amaterasu the Espeon: i am an adult
Umbreon: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Umbreon: YOOOOOUUU
Umbreon: YOU BARELY PASS
Amaterasu the Espeon:
Umbreon: I THINK IM ALMOST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ A MINOR
Umbreon: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Umbreon: THE SALT IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEETHING RIGHT MEOW
Amaterasu the Espeon:

Umbreon: these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fake ass vaginas

Umbreon: i want a male version of juice
Amaterasu the Espeon: oh really
Umbreon: i would totaliy jack off to it
Amaterasu the Espeon: OH

The sad tail of ☆KrzysiekGunner☆

[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : you suck

.:Espeon:. : says the rage pyro
.:Espeon:. ♏ killed ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ with rocketlauncher_directhit.
.:Espeon:. ♏ : [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅Rekt)̲̅$̲̅] - Take This, You Earned It
.:Espeon:. ♏ : so i suck eh?
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : i airblast your rocket 20000 milion times

[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : srsly you heal in battle
.:Espeon:. ♏ : yeah its called being smart
.:Espeon:. ♏ : you should try it
*DEAD* ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : hahhahaha
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : dont spam noob
*trys to melee me*
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : you scared on a melee fight?
.:Espeon:. ♏ : you wanna
*switchs to demo knight*
.:Espeon:. ♏ killed ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ with battleaxe.
*switchs to solider after getting killed*
.:Espeon:. ♏ : wow
.:Espeon:. ♏ : got salty in under 2 seconds
.:Espeon:. ♏ : all these flavors and you chose to be salty (س ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)س
.:Espeon:. ♏ : id give you [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] but your dead
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : STOP SPAM!
.:Espeon:. ♏ : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
.:Espeon:. ♏ : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
.:Espeon:. ♏ : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
.:Espeon:. ♏ : （╯°□°）╯︵ ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : you are F2P or P2p?
.:Espeon:. ♏ : i am what i am
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : i choose F2P
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : you are F2P
.:Espeon:. ♏ : k than your getting destroyed by an f2p
☆KrzysiekGunner☆ killed .:Espeon:. ♏ with tf_projectile_rocket.
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : ♥♥♥♥ you
*rtds and gets noclip and goes into our spawn*
*i switch to soldier*
.:Espeon:. ♏ killed ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ with blackbox.
.:Espeon:. ♏ : [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅Rekt)̲̅$̲̅] - Take This, You Earned It
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : what a noob
.:Espeon:. ♏ : > trys to spawn camp in spawn
.:Espeon:. ♏ : > calls me a noob
.:Espeon:. ♏ : k
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : you are better stupid than my friend >.< (wat?)
*so i kill him a bunch more time and starts turtleing*
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : your patology is a noobies logic ever (huh?)
☆KrzysiekGunner☆ killed .:Espeon:. ♏ with detonator. (crit)
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : nope
.:Espeon:. ♏ : and now turtleing

.:Espeon:. ♏ killed ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ with blackbox.
.:Espeon:. ♏ : in then out of spawn
.:Espeon:. ♏ : probabley the only time you going in and outta something
*starts rtding like crasy and gets invis*
.:Espeon:. ♏ killed ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ with brass_beast.
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : with heavy you can rape your mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
.:Espeon:. ♏ : so your into incest
*finaly starts getting salty enough to leave*
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : k im out m8 stfu if you wanna be my friend (no)
.:Espeon:. ♏ : thinks to you i got more binds
.:Espeon:. ♏ : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
.:Espeon:. ♏ : stay salty
[Warrior] ☆KrzysiekGunner☆ : k im out m8 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and so ends the most boring 1v1, rip sodium poisoning gunner

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