"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool"
-Lester Bangs

"That's what's so illogical, ya know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a ♥♥♥♥?"
-Donnie Darko

Other Heroes Include:

"Brazilian" Billy Bob Thornton

"Native American" Joe Pesci

"Punk Rock Steven Seagull"