Highwayman
Massachusetts, United States
 
 
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There was a hamburger in the car with us, sitting on a seat in this paper bag I've got right here. You know about my burger right? I bought it at the airport, thinking I'd probably eat it later. I got cheese and pineapple on it as toppings, but you know how burgers have a meat patty between the buns? I went back to the car to get that meat! and those cats have already eaten that same meat. I've already won this sh*t. I broke up the burger and fed it to those cats before they even climbed the tree. So, like... I was super into the idea of putting drugs into the burger and makin' em eat that, so I thought about it for a bit... but you know what? I wanted to do, like an experiment y'know? SO I didn't use drugs, but something valuable! and mixed it right into the meat. Remember when I swiped some caviar from that Rohan guys fridge? I put that caviar into the burger patty and fed it to the cats. Caviar! sturgeon eggs, to be exact. It's everyone's favorite! The cats went crazy over it. Check it! How much do you think one can of this stuff goes for? A beluga sturgeon takes a whole 20 years to hit adulthood. just 40 grams of this stuff can go for 400 bucks! And if you eat it at a hotel in Waikiki the price could be double that! Which means the caviar is some pretty valuable stuff, huh? So...! I mixed it into my hamburger and fed it to these cats when they were on the ground earlier... how about we see what happens?