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https://tracker.gg/smite2/matches/682ecf7a-eb02-485e-a269-57ba74365849
1/3 midlaner thought you were the one afk looking at that pathetic game
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I was playing a game of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. I don't usually do this but it was quite a nice day outside, so I had the window open and a glass of lemonade to hand and thought since I felt quite good I'd play a round or two of Valve's finest.
Here's where things turned sour. I queued into a swindler. A fraudster if you will, and his name: Kieranm. Quite the twist, no?
I was about to round a corner in order to shoot down an unkempt insurgent, when to my great surprise I was 'pre-fired' and died a most horrible death. I said to the roughian 'Oh, perchance have you left on a computer game hack by accident?' at which point I received a tirade of abuse which caused me to cease my session and cry horrifically into a Kleenex for several hours.
Long story short: The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ cheated and pre-fired me making me rage the ♥♥♥♥ out and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLAM my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouse into my window and ,.alef mlk;rnnkdn ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥