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16 of 32 (50%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 9:59am

Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2014 @ 11:32am

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2014 @ 5:09pm

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 12:02pm

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 10:54am

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 3:43pm

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2014 @ 5:50pm

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 3:58pm

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 4:14pm

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 5:23pm

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 5:29pm



Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
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