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42 of 50 (84%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 1:19pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 1:08am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 3:02am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 6:20am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 2:13am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 9:25am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 9:37am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 11:51am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 2:50am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 11:56am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 11:40am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:42pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 3:37am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 10:20am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2017 @ 1:41pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 12:25pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 3:37am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 1:40pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 8:37am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:42pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 1:23pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 1:10pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 11:52am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 3:37am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 1:01am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:49pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:44pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 1:16pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 3:50am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:42pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 1:35am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 1:51pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 10:47am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 1:39pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 2:10pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 1:59am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 2:33am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 1:03pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 2:41am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 1:33am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 3:50am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.