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MC Ride vs. The Demonic Horde

It's like Metal Gear Solid, but instead of guns and nanomachines it has swords and memes.

Obvious choice if you like The New Order, because this is more of the same with a little added polish. The New Order juxtaposed big, dumb, fps gameplay with a dark, emotional, and all-around heavy story and it made for an extremely unique and interesting experience. This does away with that, but I believe it's better off for it. It's a light-hearted experience with a b-movie feel and it matches the gameplay perfectly. It's definitely not the deep and compelling game that The New Order was, but it wasn't intended to be. It's just a short, fun, Nazi killing, adventure game.

This game is like Serious Sam on crack.
Enemies aren't too strong, but they have numbers. The environments are a little cramped, but it's actually to the game's benefit. Movement is old school fps style with very little margin for error, one too many bunny hops in a particular direction can get you killed. It's a rogue-like with a good diversity in equipment and level design, so it shouldn't get too repetitive. 100% recommend for people who like old school shooters or rogue-likes in general.

Great RPG. It's not without its issues, but if you enjoy other Bioware RPGs or The Witcher games, then I'd recommend this.
Note: Those with anything higher than a dual core cpu may experience crashing, this can be fixed by disabling all but 1 or 2 cores in the "Set Affinity..." setting in the task manager. This will most likely have a significant impact on performance, so if you're not willing to deal with some choppiness, you may wish to steer clear.

Triss: It'll take me a while to devise the spell, what do you plan to do in the meantime?

Geralt: Everyone.

This is a good narrative rpg, but a god awful video game. The combat is terrible, the character progression is terrible, the inventory management is terrible, the game's auto save system is completely sentient and makes its own damn rules, Act III comes with a hearty helping of cpu usage issues with a nice side of micro-stutter, oh and bad voice acting combined with robotic facial animations makes Geralt being hit on and getting laid constantly extremely awkward and uncomfortable. BUT, even with all that, play this game. The stories are well written and have numerous outcomes based entirely on the way you do things. Choices are rarely laid out in front of you and always have a significant impact later in the game.

Recommendation: this game is everything that Bioware RPGs wishes they were, but the low budget and (probable)inexperience of CDProjektRed in 2007 hides the good behind multiple layers of clunk and awkward.

Side Note: Assassin of Kings succeeds in virtually every area that this game fails, so it's an obvious choice over this game, but they allow you to import a save with all your choices, so I'd say The Witcher is worth suffering through to get the best experience out of the sequel, even if you hate its guts.

Work for 12 hours on a city, turn on Ænima by Tool, raise everyone's taxes, cut the budget on everything and watch it all go down.

People can argue all they want about this game's business model, but I know I'm not alone in saying that War Thunder has made all of my childhood dreams come true.

This is one of those video games that actually causes violence and, trust me, it has nothing to do with the insanely violent content.
10/10 blood vessels broken in my eye