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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 6:30am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 9:32am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 10:00am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 4:26am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 10:29am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2017 @ 10:11am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 9:11am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 10:16am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2017 @ 12:38pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 7:53am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 10:29am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 7:07am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 12:52pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 9:32am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 12:19pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 7:51am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 10:14am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 1:33pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 10:13am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2018 @ 6:25am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 12:14pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 6:10am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 12:43pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2017 @ 12:56pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 4:03pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 9:55am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:43am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 4:39pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:28am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 3:58am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 9:47am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!