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John Deadass, the inventor of seriousness.

Greasy weinered Little Caesars sign spinner.

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Automatic identification of true and the false.

Nebraska is a Godless land.

Ball pits are to frolic: foam pits are utilitarian.

Mother: "What's in her IV?"
Doctor: "Heroin, glue, thumbtacks, a buncha ♥♥♥♥."

R. John and Rob Bert.

Bop-It instructions.

She bokin' on my choy til I soy sauce.

What are toes but the teeth of the legs?

Ah, the horror of a jortless future!

I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a salamander and there's nothing you can do about it.

I'm working out so I can eat 5 cheese pizzas.

Your mind finger isn't tiny, your snake wiggler is jumbo.

The lying down, gurgling twenties.

I don't want plants to fornicate with my mouth.

I can't believe he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, cummed, and corned my plate.

Milk flavored cigarettes.

I am not joking I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this crab.

We gotta find Fan Bingbing.

What if we made gorilla fart deodorant on the jouch?

Who's got that pointy of a roof in Georgia?

If an apple falls in the woods how far does it fall from the tree?

Drink boiling cheese.

If Eminem could do it and ♥♥♥ I could do it and not die.

The camembert of time.

Slippery floor got me dizzy.

Does that mean nipples or is it racist?

High ping milk.

Victorious but instead of a teenage woman it's Michael Vick

Le BronXx James.

You don't start the aliens with a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

When you're done with the water you can have ♥♥♥.

Stolen valor soap flavor.

I don't know kiwi law.

Replace the ground with a hot dog.

The earth is worms.

Battle Life Half Tanks Three-nx 2wo

Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage soup can his balls.

Why doesn't the froggy slide go into the nut broth?

Chinese finger trap two plungers.

Weebs are Disney adults whose parents didn't love them.

For sale: small condom, never worn

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