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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:11am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:31am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 4:57am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:23am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:36am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:33am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 5:04am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 5:36am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:43am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:11am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 5:17am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:13am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:37am



Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
654 / 1,000

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
654 / 10,000

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
15,904 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
6,442 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,483 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.