connoisseur of the finest Dr. Pepper
no-nonsense bird of justice
proud supporter of lunchbox's nipple
Shanker i'm not falling for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trickstabs
Optic you always ♥♥♥♥ up stealth how
Muffles i'm not selling you my widow maker go away
Dan listens to Smashmouth unironically
I'm not a corn muffin ♥♥♥♥ you
I don't find toxic teams toxic teams find me
i wish i was a cupcake
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COMP HISTORY

UGC
S15 Steel- FraginDragons: Main Pyro (5-4)
S16 Silver- ZWMI: Main Pyro (7-3)
S17 Platinum- Dunning-Kruger Effect: Sub Pyro (6-2)
S18 Gold- ODM: Main Pyro (4-4)
S19 Platinum- Dragon Tales: Sub Pyro (3-5)
S20 Gold- DOES IT: Main Pyro (2-5)
S21 Platinum- Silver Squad: Main Pyro (Disbanded)

RGL
S9 Challenger- Will's s9 Team: Main Pyro (disbanded)
S9 Advanced- Asian's Sweat Shop: Main pyro (3rd place!)
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DanTheMan: to busy to watch anime with a friend
DanTheMan: but just enough time to play yugioh
Muffin?: i told a friend i'd get this game and play with them
Muffin?: i told this this like yesterday
Muffin?: you just gotta set reservations danny boy
DanTheMan: i already have reservations about you muffin
Muffin?: LOL

mapi: Does mapi sound gay btw? I looked it up and all I saw was naked Eastern European women and a company
mapi: nvm that's like the straightest thing ever
mapi: Or Am I a lesbian?
mapi: I shouldn't have left Gucci mane ice cream society club

St.Hiccup: you sir are obtuse
Muffinman: ur right
Muffinman: AHAHAHAHHAH
Muffinman: JESUS I'M FUNNY
Muffinman: hey do you think I'm acute
Muffinman: nvm i forgot you were straight
St.Hiccup: wanna get stabbed?

so e z p z: this is the second time your pepperoni fetish has affected someone else negatively

Noble: you remind me alot of cat dog, because youre a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mistake

danny_dodgeball2001: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
danny_dodgeball2001: He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a pizza history.

Muffin? lft gold: i can play in like 5 minutes if u still want to
DanTheMan: k
DanTheMan: finally done jerking it i see
DanTheMan: :^)
Muffin? lft gold: i'm eating dinner
DanTheMan: is that what you call it?
Muffin? lft gold: earlier i was watching anime
DanTheMan: oh i know
DanTheMan: :^)
Muffin? lft gold: but honestly jacking off is less embarassing than watching anime
Muffin? lft gold: so i probably should've just let you believe what you believed
DanTheMan: thats why you combine them then?
Muffin? lft gold: gross
DanTheMan: alright enough jokes
DanTheMan: its disturbing even me
Muffin? lft gold: let me finish my hotdog hold on
DanTheMan: :^)
Muffin? lft gold: thats not what i meant
DanTheMan: :^)
Muffin? lft gold: i'm making it sound worse
DanTheMan: yes.

12:27 AM - Soxxie: some people
12:27 AM - Boo-berry Muffin?: are special
12:28 AM - Soxxie: should be aborted


Maven: muffin is the type of guy i would message on grindr but block when i start getting feelings

(TEAM) MintyGhoul666 : scouts dont go through my teleporter, have yhou ever even watched uncle dane?
(TEAM) The Bravest of Warriors : who is uncle dane?
(TEAM) MintyGhoul666 : THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY WHO RUNS THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SERVER
(TEAM) Muffin : yeah i feel you're making him up
(TEAM) MintyGhoul666 : HE IS THE ENGINEER