It was the eve of the yearly breiðholts king of the iron fist tournament and drunken fools and women sought to challenge me? ME! Every single one of them fell to my jump kick spam and autistic 20 hit juggle combos. Perfects and greats flew like Geese (yes, the character) controllers were thrown (Mostly by Ívar), KING TRYHARDS were thrown. But at last, only one stood as reigning champion of Tekken 7 at Ívars place. ME! They thought Tommi Kung-Fu was derogatory but neigh it was a challenge for me to rise to the top, too look down on lesser men(and Ívars girlfriend) I ALONE SIT AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN THAT IS MY GREATNESS!!!!!! GG EZ