MrRip
California, United States
 
 

When the CT's campin' spawn
Glock it like it's hot
Glock it like it's hot
Glock it like it's hot
When the CT's try to get at you
Glock it like it's hot
Glock it like it's hot
Glock it like it's hot
And if a Hostie's get a attitude
Glock it like it's hot
Glock it like it's hot
Glock it like it's hot
I got the glock on my arm and I'm flashin' CT spawn
And I roll with the best team cause I got it going on

tf2lobby:54020106



Now, this is a story all about how
I slaughtered people up and down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the badass Russian with no hair

In the blue side of dustbowl born and raised
Killing people was how I spent most of my days
Punchin' out sentries because I was cool
And emptyin’ my clip into some fool
When a couple of spies
Who were up to no good
Startin stabbing people in my neighborhood
I slaughtered every one of them and team red got scared
They said 'You're impossible to kill and that’s just plain unfair

I yelled for my medic and when he came near
His medigun was charged and he possessed no fear
I started to think then it was totally clear
But I said to my gun YOU DID WELL, with a tear

I walked up to the point with 2 minutes to go
And I yelled to the medic HAHA, I love this doctor.
I looked at my capture
I was finally there
I had become the badass Russian without any hair



crafted Tyrant's Helm on 2/27/10

By Panda:
They say all Primarchs are created equal. but cha look at me and cha look at gullyman and you can see that statement is not true. See normally Emppee if you go 1 on 1 you got a 50/50 chance but im a chaos enhanced freak ! And im beyond primarch so you got a -25% chance at best to beat me and then you add magus to the mixx and angroooon, ya ods of winning at winn go way down. So this invasion at Terra slam Horus HERESY 3 way you me and angel boiii aint gonna do ♥♥♥♥. take that 33 1/2 chance - that my the size of my chaos ♥♥♥♥ now toss tat ♥♥♥♥ out the window like its windows M.E and go buy an ipod punch it up ya ass suck my taint coz thats out ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are
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Taiwan_Toto 4. juli 2023 kl. 12:46 
A skilled hunter who performs excellently in combat.
AstartesPanda 7. nov. 2016 kl. 17:32 
samus samus there IS ONLY SAMUS
AstartesPanda 30. apr. 2016 kl. 17:09 
UNLIIIMTED POW EEEEEEEEEER
noobmaster 30. apr. 2016 kl. 16:57 
big lebowski: ohhh....im afraid that he DEFLECTOR SHIELD....will be quite operational.....xD
MrRip: hahaha what?
MrRip: why you quoting the emperor?
big lebowski: you think the emperor cant keep things under control?
big lebowski: search your feelings BOY
MrRip: lmao
MrRip: where did this come from?
big lebowski: you think the emperor cant keep things under control?
big lebowski: everything that has transpired has done according to my own design
big lebowski: from here you will witness the final destruction of your social media reputation and lose your insignificant facebook friends
MrRip: lol
AstartesPanda 5. mar. 2015 kl. 17:38 
WAR IS THE GREATEST ACT OF WORSHIP AND WE PERFORM IT GLADLY FOR OUR LORD. PRAISE BEE
kashew 28. jan. 2015 kl. 12:11 
cool dood