Recent reviews by Mr Lispy

10/10 would ♥♥♥♥ my pants to save a milf again.

Honestly though this game is impressive for a solo developer.
my one suggestion would be to make it a little harder on the investigation side, something along the lines of actually having to find clues to determine what type of demon/curse etc is actually applied, and then perform the correct exorcism as at current once you get the flow of it, you can smash through levels relatively easily.

possibly performing the wrong exorcism could make the demons etc go wild and hunt relentlessly for a few minutes or something, or maybe something fresh and new.

other then that im excessively keen for more content

Theyre literally just taking the piss out of the community. Shows a trailer that meets all our dreams and expectations, then throws that trailer in the bin and releases broken piece of trash that 2042 is. NEVER buying another battlefield game before it gets thoroughly reviewed and will not even touch it if it doesnt have Campaign. The whole point of not having a campaign was to make the multiplayer. how the ♥♥♥♥ do you fail that, literally one singular job.

Go play Roblox games, theyre suprisingly less broken this garbage pile of ♥♥♥♥

fantastic game

Anyone Else just come to the store page every so often in hopes that there might be a hidden dev log or something incling that either they're rebooting it up or that another company has taken the reigns?

well, it depends on what type of games you play. Best way to find out is by answering these questions

• Do i enjoy simulator games?
  
• Do i enjoy extremely indepth games that take a long time to get a hang of it?
  
• Do i have enough spare time in my days?
  
  If you answered yes to all those questions then you are halfway there. the next questions come down to this
  
• Do i primarily like high intensity games like COD and BF?
  
• Am i someone who Rage quits alot?
  
• Am i the type of person who hates taking hours/days to sufficiently learn a game?
  
  if you answered NO to these, then you are almost certain to enjoy this game for what it gives.
  
  Note: its a shame that Eve came to steam. i say this because people just jump into games with no knowledge and instantly call it out to be "♥♥♥♥" without even doing anything. pretty sure you can notice this with people negative reviewing this game with less then 2 hours on file.
  
  Id also suggest watching youtubers like MarkeeDragon etc. who play this game in every aspect from the economy side, to mining, to PVP and to nullsec. This helps to show what you can do and achieve when you are actually far enough in the game to get somewhere.
  
  Feel free to comment below with your doubts and ill do my best to help :)

So Lets Get One Thing Straight About This Game:
TL;DR at Bottom

There is nothing wrong with it as i speak with the "Gameplay" and the "Economy". ive not had 1 crash, not found 1 bug or anything wrong with this at all. the game runs like a dream for me and thats just lucky for me.

but when people are complaining about the economy and gameplay being broken? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. it works fine and exactly how it is supposed to. if something is not working the biggest reason for it is that you are doing it wrong. this isnt no childish braindead game. this game takes a bit of skill to work and when you learn how it pays of big time.

Now lets get on to some of those Pro's and Con's shall we:

Pros:
-Great looking game
-Keeps you occupied for hours
-very indepth and tactical
-decent framerate (better with money + - pop ups off)
-Constant Changing Cities keep you on your toes
-Cities gridlock if you dont distribute truck directions into cities

Cons:

**Graphic Wise**
-Occasional Stutters
-Aircraft Turbines Dont spin
-Trucks turn without even turning their wheels
-people look ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy close up

**Performance Wise**
- game occasionally flutters in Frame rates especially during higher traffic regions
- (apparently) some hardware issues with some people, (♥♥♥♥ tonnes of help in discussion)


**Game Wise**
- People dont like to use airports anywhere near as much as they should
- Cant control the exact route of trucks on roads (usually ends up with them funneling into 1 road and gridlocking)
- colour control occasionally resets itself and have to go back and change it again

Score:
game: 7/10
performance: 5/10
Graphics:6/10

Overall an amazing game with real potential!

TL:DR:
- to many people whinging about the game being broken when really dont know how to play.
- some people are having hardware issues
- some graphic animations are slacked of abit. jet turbines, truck wheels ect.
- despite the critical analysis the game is superb and definantly worth the buy

this game is basically "ROBOCRAFT - Battle for your wallet"

really good game. definantly worth downloading but remember DONT leave your computer if you have clicked to serach for game. if you fail multiple times to click accept in time. you will be penalized up to 24hrs.

some times its not even your fault to fail as the game glitches rarely but it does happen. at this moment i am at the 24hr penalty for leaving my computer after not finding a game for 15minutes and went to the toilet. ♥♥♥♥ happens i guess. besides this they really need a button or some form of contact that can allow you to get this taken off if you have a decent reason or first time offence.