fse és uma ♥♥♥♥♥ mas, signed by INÊSquecivel <3

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple
memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time
to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A,
E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
-- Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: The Consuming Passion"
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"Well, it's garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet.
The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily
maim or kill innocent little children."
"Oh, so you don't like it?"
"Don't like it? I'm CRAZY for it."
-- The Killing Joke
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Your lover will never wish to leave you.
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You will be surrounded by luxury.
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Paul: If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey,
I don't wanna be right.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
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Foste morto, amanhã eu não iria ao teu funeral porque eu estaria na prisão por matar filho da ♥♥♥♥ que te matou!


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SOMOS AMIGOS verdadeiros ...
Corremos juntos ...
Morremos juntos ...

Merry Christmas

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean a lot to me .