i cant stand folks from new jersey man. matched with this chick from atlantic city on tinder and she messaged me first saying "howdy" i was like bruh. You can't say that. don't howdy me ma'am you're from jersey that's like ed sheeran saying "what's brackin blood": it's just not right. "howdy?" shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth you can't even pump your own gas.

Hey buddy, I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove a car off a cliff, broke both his legs? It's not a funny ha-ha story so much as a make-you-think story. For instance: Windshields look pretty durable, right? Not the case, according to Keith. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flew right through that sucker, it was insane dude

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+rep still cute

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